When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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