girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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