Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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