I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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