You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
