dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
only you would photoshop your dick
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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