He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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