Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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