My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He felt like a one man threesome
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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