ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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