I just cut my nipple shaving
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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