i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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