I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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