Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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