The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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