I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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