you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
