so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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