Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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