i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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