How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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