I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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