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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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