went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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