I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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