the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Randomize
