im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
