i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I can't turn off my feet"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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