You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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