I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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