if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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