Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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