just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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