I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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