Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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