and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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