I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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