i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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