Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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