S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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