i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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