The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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