The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Randomize
