Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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