How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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