Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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