proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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