I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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