READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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