I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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