I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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