READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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